2015
Hawk Harrelson Honorary Award for Exceptional Achievement In Not Knowing What the F*** You're Talking About: Chicago (N)
Excellence In Saying Incredibly Moronic Things While Maintaining Composure: Arizona
Outstanding Achievement in Lack of Morals: Baltimore
2016
La La La La La La La La La La La La La I Can't Hear You Award for Rejecting Reality and Substituting Their Own: Washington
Hawk Harrelson Honorary Award for Exceptional Achievement In Not Knowing What the F*** You're Talking About: Washington
Outstanding Achievement in Lack of Morals: Washington
2018
La La La La La La La La La La La La La I Can't Hear You Award for Rejecting Reality and Substituting Their Own: Houston
