AER Mid-Season Award 3: Baltimore (1)

Never take grammar lessons from a lawyer.

In a game against Kansas City, Baltimore posited that the reason a player should not intentionally strike an opponent with a pitch is because it might come back to bite them later, as opposed to the alternative explanation that intentionally hurting someone makes you a terrible person. For this, Baltimore has been awarded the AERC's Outstanding Achievement in Lack of Morals Award and receives 5 points.

Baltimore now has 5 points in the AER standings (0 Previous + 5 Award = 5).
Baltimore moves from T-11th to T-4th.

This is the 3rd Mid-Season award of the 2015 MLB regular season.
This is the 1st time the OALM has been awarded.
This is Baltimore's 1st AER award of 2015.
This is Baltimore's 1st AER award.
This is Baltimore's 1st OALM award.

Video: Morales demonstrates unintelligent, but not morally objectionable, behavior